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okay rats the jig is up same place same time the lightless lake is teeming with detrius byob or get fucked
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𓆣: whos setting up the pillory this weekend. im tired of hauling ass
𓆈: not me. i dont have spares this semester lol there are like 4 freshmen make em
👁: r u fucking stupid. we arent repeating the spring bacchanal. no newbies until they swear in
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001.
WE DON’T DO "BALANCE." WE DO 4.0 GPAS, BLACKED‑OUT WEEKENDS, AND MIDNIGHT RITUALS BEHIND GREEK ROW. CLASS BY DAY, CANDLES AND BLOOD BY NIGHT. IF YOU’RE HERE TO "GET INVOLVED," JOIN STUDENT COUNCIL. IF YOU’RE HERE TO PUSH GRADES, BODIES, AND NERVES PAST THEIR BREAKING POINT, YOU’RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. SHOW UP SHARP, DRESSED NICE, PHONE CHARGED, AND READY TO SEE HOW FAR A HUMAN BEING CAN GO UNTIL THEY FORGET HOW TO PRAY.
002.
WE ARE NOT A SUPPORT GROUP. WE ARE NOT YOUR "BROTHERHOOD." WE ARE A TARGET LIST WITH A KEG. YOUR JOB IS TO FIND NEW SUBJECTS: LONELY KIDS, RICH IDIOTS, EXCHANGE STUDENTS, ANYONE WHO THINKS CAMPUS SECURITY WILL SAVE THEM. YOU BRING NAMES, HABITS, AND WEAK SPOTS. WE HANDLE THE REST. NO COPS, NO COUNSELORS, NO LAST‑MINUTE CONSCIENCE. IF YOU FEEL BAD, DRINK MORE. IF YOU STILL FEEL BAD, LOG OFF AND PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW THIS. WE DON'T DO 'SORRY', WE DO RESULTS ONLY.
003.
TOWNIES HAVE POLICIES. WE HAVE TRADITIONS. YOU SHOW UP WHEN CALLED, BROKEN OR SMILING, DOESN’T MATTER. YOU CHIP IN CASH, DRUGS, RIDES, ALIBIS. THE KING PROVIDES. FOOTAGE STAYS WITH US. STORIES STAY WITH US. ANYTHING WE TAKE STAYS IN THE CIRCLE. YOU DO NOT TALK TO ADMIN, CAMPUS MINISTRY, POLICE, OR ANYONE WHO SIGNS EMAILS "SINCERELY." YOU DON’T WALK AWAY CLEAN. YOU WANT OUT, YOU PAY OUT, AND THE HOUSE SETS THE PRICE.
| RECORD | NOTES |
|---|---|
| miksatonic | exchange posters marked with UV ink. antlered crown watermark in bottom left corner |
| ravenscrag | faced defunding in 2003. complete closure of archival operations. staff missing |
| legacy project | |
| chambers | published 1895 first edition MISSING |
| 1974 incident | three graduate students institutionalized after breaking down during a reading |
| skin journal | medieval inquisitor. found between the limestone slabs of a church foundation |
| spring salon | drama society. invitation only. |
profile : JAI⛆Saucepanname : Percival Ashwinʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴍᴀɪʟ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ʙᴏʏ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪɴɢꜱᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴀ ʀᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ.
profile : JAI⛆Saucepanname : Blake Horwathᴀ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴍɪꜱᴋᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ'ꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ.
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